The Monday Minute™️ is a simple concept - I share one thought about each team who played on Sunday. Some good, some bad. Some serious, some goofy. Grab your coffee and get the week started!
Jacksonville Jaguars - The Jags have now lost three consecutive games to winless teams. That’s very on brand.
Houston Texans - Undefeated in the post-Bill O’Brien era. JJ Watt for Head Coach. And GM.
Carolina Panthers - Teddy. Two Gloves. Put some respect on his name.
Atlanta Falcons - Fare thee well, Dan Quinn.
Cincinnati Bengals - Not sure what is worse, Skyline Chili or your offensive line.
Baltimore Ravens - Still pretty good.
Las Vegas Raiders - “Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.” - Al Pacino. Also, every Raiders fan Sunday afternoon.
Kansas City Chiefs - How do you get roasted by Derek Carr?!
Arizona Cardinals - Where did you find that DeAndre Hopkins guy? What a steal.
New York Jets - Still pretty bad.
Philadelphia Eagles - I hope you signed Travis Fulgham to a contract extension before you got back to Philly.
Pittsburgh Steelers - I told everyone to buy Chase Claypool stock a month ago. But don’t cash out yet. Returns will get even better.
LA Rams - Dodgers are in the NLCS. Lakers are NBA Champions. Rams are 4-1. California, knows how to party.
Washington Football Team - It is unfair to make Alex Smith play behind that offensive line. He has been through enough already.
Miami Dolphins - This team is a year away from being a year away from being pretty good.
San Francisco 49ers - Jimmy G stock, SELL SELL SELL.
Indianapolis Colts - Feed. Jonathan. Taylor. Philip Rivers ain’t it.
New York Giants - Do you think Trevor Lawrence looks good in blue?
Dallas Cowboys - Andy Dalton is going to win the NFC East. Andy Dalton is the best quarterback in the NFC East!
Minnesota Vikings - That 8 minute, 97 yard touchdown drive to take the lead was the most beautifully boring thing I’ve ever seen. And then you blew it.
Seattle Seahawks - Fire those highlighter green uniforms into the sun. Russell Wilson, MVP.
Wesley Uhler is the host of Steelers Blitz, Noon-2 on Steelers Nation Radio, and a Producer for ESPN Pittsburgh. You can find him on Twitter @WesleyUhler.
(Photo Courtesy of Getty Images)