The Monday Minute™️ is a simple concept - I share one thought about each team who played on Sunday. Some good, some bad. Some serious, some goofy. Let's get crackin.
Cleveland Browns - Jarvis Landry is the best quarterback on the roster.
Dallas Cowboys - Cheer up Cowboys fans, at least the Yankees are good!
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Tom Brady hasn’t had this many weapons on offense since he shared a huddle with Aaron Hernandez.
LA Chargers - Justin Herbert. Philip Rivers. It doesn’t matter. The Chargers will always be down by seven points in the fourth quarter, with two minutes left and no timeouts.
Baltimore Ravens - Marlon Humphrey with some instant ROI.
Washington Football Team - Dwayne Haskins stock, teetering on SELL territory.
New Orleans Saints - Time to give the keys to the offense to Alvin Kamara and Latavius Murray.
Detroit Lions - The Pencil Fraud strikes again!
Seattle Seahawks - DK Metcalf is looking like a 2nd round steal.
Miami Dolphins - It’s going to be a long season for Fins fans, but the good news is that they also own the Texans’ 2021 1st round pick. Could have a pair of top ten picks come draft day.
Cincinnati Bengals - About time you remembered Joe Mixon exists.
Jacksonville Jaguars - Here comes the tank.
Carolina Panthers - Teddy. Two Gloves.
Arizona Cardinals - Defense looked lost without Budda Baker.
Minnesota Vikings - More Dalvin Cook, less Kirk Cousins.
Houston Texans - Poor Deshaun Watson.
New York Giants - Are you worse than the Jets?!? Maybe.
LA Rams - Sean McVay after a loss = money in the bank.
Buffalo Bills - The Buffalo Bills and a high-flying offense. Two things I never thought I would say in the same sentence, but here we are.
Las Vegas Raiders - Great uniforms. Great pitch. At least you’ve got that going for you.
Indianapolis Colts - I still don’t know if you’re any good or not.
Chicago Bears - I tried to tell you about Nick Foles.
Philadelphia Eagles - Pretty sure Philly’s offensive line at this point is just Jason Kelce and four planks of wood held together by duct tape.
San Francisco 49ers - Yinz aren't in New Jersey anymore.
Wesley Uhler is the host of Steelers Blitz, Noon-2 on Steelers Nation Radio, and a Producer for ESPN Pittsburgh. You can find him on Twitter @WesleyUhler.
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