NFL Monday Minute - Week 4

The Monday Minute™️ is a simple concept - I share one thought about each team who played on Sunday. Some good, some bad. Some serious, some goofy. Let's get crackin.

Cleveland Browns - Jarvis Landry is the best quarterback on the roster.

Dallas Cowboys - Cheer up Cowboys fans, at least the Yankees are good!

Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Tom Brady hasn’t had this many weapons on offense since he shared a huddle with Aaron Hernandez.

LA Chargers - Justin Herbert. Philip Rivers. It doesn’t matter. The Chargers will always be down by seven points in the fourth quarter, with two minutes left and no timeouts.

Baltimore Ravens - Marlon Humphrey with some instant ROI.

Washington Football Team - Dwayne Haskins stock, teetering on SELL territory.

New Orleans Saints - Time to give the keys to the offense to Alvin Kamara and Latavius Murray.

Detroit Lions - The Pencil Fraud strikes again!

Seattle Seahawks - DK Metcalf is looking like a 2nd round steal.

Miami Dolphins - It’s going to be a long season for Fins fans, but the good news is that they also own the Texans’ 2021 1st round pick. Could have a pair of top ten picks come draft day.

Cincinnati Bengals - About time you remembered Joe Mixon exists.

Jacksonville Jaguars - Here comes the tank.

Carolina Panthers - Teddy. Two Gloves.

Arizona Cardinals - Defense looked lost without Budda Baker.

Minnesota Vikings - More Dalvin Cook, less Kirk Cousins.

Houston Texans - Poor Deshaun Watson.

New York Giants - Are you worse than the Jets?!? Maybe.

LA Rams - Sean McVay after a loss = money in the bank.

Buffalo Bills - The Buffalo Bills and a high-flying offense. Two things I never thought I would say in the same sentence, but here we are.

Las Vegas Raiders - Great uniforms. Great pitch. At least you’ve got that going for you.

Indianapolis Colts - I still don’t know if you’re any good or not.

Chicago Bears - I tried to tell you about Nick Foles.

Philadelphia Eagles - Pretty sure Philly’s offensive line at this point is just Jason Kelce and four planks of wood held together by duct tape.

San Francisco 49ers - Yinz aren't in New Jersey anymore.

Wesley Uhler is the host of Steelers Blitz, Noon-2 on Steelers Nation Radio, and a Producer for ESPN Pittsburgh. You can find him on Twitter @WesleyUhler.

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