Tough break Earl.
A lot to unpack from this one. It really has everything. Infidelity, attempted murder, and a little sprinkle of incest on top of it all. We call that the "Perfect Storm" in the journalism biz. I have to be honest with you guys though. The orgy, the held at gunpoint. that all was totally cool with me and kind of bad ass on both parties account. What really sends me over the edge though is the brother part. I mean what the hell man??? There's nothing wrong with a devils threesome, little guy on guy on girl, but when the other guy is your blood relative, well that's where you and I got problems man. That shit is disgusting.
I give Earl and Nina about two months before they renew the vows and are back together all over again despite this unfortunate development by the way. Crazy just can't live without crazy and trust me these two are crazy as they come. I mean Earl Thomas said in a video last night before all this broke that "stuff happens". Ya Earl stuff does happen, like dropping your phone in the toilet or missing out on going to opening day because we are in the middle of a pandemic. Your wife busting in on you while you have an orgy with your brother and then holding you at gun point doesn't really qualify as "stuff"
Now please enjoy these old tweets from Earl.
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