You Wont, Tom

In typical diva fashion, Tom Brady couldn't let a Super Bowl happen without trying to inject his creepy face everywhere. First it was all the commotion about that silly Hulu commercial. You know, the one where Brady tried to tease his retirement. Yes Tom, we all thought the most accomplished football player of all time was going to retire with a commercial. Please. We all know how you go out, and it's with the most insufferable press conference of all time. And tears. Lots of tears.

But that wasn't enough. Brady also took to his Instagram account to let everyone know his big plans for next year's Super Bowl.

I mean how thick is this guy? The Patriots couldn't even make it out of Wild Card weekend against the Titans in Foxborough. Now we're supposed to believe that Brady, who will be 43 in August and struggled more than ever this past season, is going back to the Super Bowl? With who, the Kansas City Chiefs?

Thomas Edward Patrick Brady is never playing in another Super Bowl. He may not like it, but he might as well accept it.

Wesley Uhler is the host of Steelers Blitz, Noon-2 on Steelers Nation Radio, and a Producer for ESPN Pittsburgh. You can find him on Twitter @WesleyUhler.

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